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SLOWlana
Buy $SLO
$SLO · on Solana, eventually

SLOWlana

The fastest chain on earth. Eventually.

Hold $SLO, get paid in xSOL, take a nap.

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Buy $SLO Make a meme
Slo the sloth in his Solana T-shirt
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Slo sitting on the floor covered in cobwebs, still waiting …k

Who is Slo

Fastest chain on earth. Allegedly.

Everyone told Slo that Solana was the fastest chain ever built. Blocks in 400 milliseconds. Thousands of transactions a second. Slo heard every word of it, said "cool", and sat down to wait for his swap to confirm.

That was a while ago. He's fine. He's comfortable. The cobwebs are load-bearing now.

$SLO is for everyone who has watched a transaction spin, refreshed the explorer six times and started planning dinner. We love Solana. We just think it could use a nap.

Where the name came from ↗

Independently benchmarked by Slo

Official specs

Block time400ms

One long blink

Measured per eye. The second one is still closing.

Throughput65,000 TPS

3, on a good day

Theoretical maximum. Slo is also theoretically awake.

ConfirmationInstant

After his nap

Your transaction is very important to us. Please hold.

Holder rewardsPending

Actually paid

The one thing here that never keeps him waiting. xSOL, straight to your wallet.

Slo in a hammock on a beach while coins drop slowly into a jar

Rewards tracker

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paid out to $SLO holders

— xSOL — holders — payouts

Every $SLO trade carries a 3% fee. It gets swapped into xSOL and dropped into holders' wallets automatically. Hold at least $20 of $SLO and you're in. Then do what Slo does.

loading… (fittingly)

Slonomics

No rush. It's all in here.

Supply1 Billion

One billion $SLO. Nobody's minting more, nobody could be bothered.

Transfer fee3%

Paid back to holders in xSOL. The fast part.

Mint & freezeRevoked

Both authorities are null. Checked on-chain, slowly.

Launched onStonkFun

Token-2022 on Solana. Graduated in seven minutes, which Slo finds rude.

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How to buy

Four steps. Take your time.

Get a wallet

Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Download it, save the seed phrase somewhere that isn't a screenshot.

Load some SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. It'll get there.

Swap for $SLO

Open Jupiter or StonkFun, paste the CA, pick an amount, hit swap.

Wait

You're good at this by now. xSOL rewards turn up while you're not looking.

Buy on Jupiter Buy on StonkFun Chart @SLOwlana69

SlowPrint · meme maker

Put Slo in any meme.

Drop any meme, movie still or photo and Slo takes the part — same scene, same outfit, same face they were pulling. Takes about 40 seconds, which is lightning by his standards.

Open SlowPrint